Welcome aboard the Jolly Cheesecake! I am Captain "Cutthroat" CC, and ye are on me decks! If ye are not one of me crew or not interested in becoming one of me crew... get off me ship, or ill beatcha... with yer own legs! Otherwise, welcome aboard!
The life of a pirate is not always an easy one. A merry one, but difficult. In these golden bucaneer days, we have to be wary of scurvy, crazed cannibals, pirate hunters, and most of all, treacherous pebbles that just happen to be in your path. My goal is to prepare ye for these dangers that lie ahead. Now ask yerself this: "Do ye truly want to be a grog-swilling, foul-smelling pirate?" Then welcome aboard, matie! SUFFERING SAILORS, TIS GOOD TO BE A PIRATE!
Pirate of the day for 8/16/02 (granted a 9539532509320650965329 GP award):CAPTAIN CC!
HAR! I'M THE ONLY ONE STILL ALIVE! I WIN!